Sunglasses

Over the course of my life I have been through
my share of sunglasses.
most are lost,
perhaps to the sunglasses gnome.
collecting them for his wall.
some are stepped on,
sat on,
drove over.
the lens is missing from that one,
so and so has that one,
these hurt my head
these pull my hair
the cat got those ones
these are for vacations only
those are yours
these pull out my eyelashes
those don't block out the sun.
I have never owned a pair
for more than six months